My kid pointed out a pickup truck in front of us with a wooden plank as its rear bumper.
I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice. I was doing some face yoga.”
As we drove I pondered, “Wood is usually held in place with nails and screws. How is this plank attached to a piece of metal?”
Traffic slowed down at the school and I got to look at this thing up close. Four big bolts! Well, Jesus take the wheel, Mainers are so ingenious!
Then we got to the drop off loop and we saw a girl in a denim miniskirt. It’s 23 degrees out! I shook my head and did some more face yoga.